Sea monster ?!?

This might be a sea monster but I'm not sure. I saw it at Ladybird Lake this afternoon. It was floating against the current and it had a glowing yellow eye. I totally freaked out when I discovered it. So watch out if you're swimming in the laake.

Ancient duck-snake fossil!

This is a fossil of a mysterious creature that nobody has ever seen before. It has a snake head and a duck body — I call it a duck snake. I found it at Ladybird Lake. Please share this with your scientific friends and put it on the news.